Toast is hurting America.*
It is a waste of time. It is a waste of electricity. It often burns, is often not toasty enough, and is only perfect in its true, untoasted form… the bread form.
* This may seem irrational. I like it that way. Josh and Ray have no good argument why toast is so great, and so while I have no point, that’s the point. Bread as a weather reporting dashboard might just be the reason for toast to exist… but the same could be done with a peanut-butter printer on plain, unburned bread.
{ 3 comments }
Wade, don’t you get the point? The toast would make life so much simpler. The beauty is that they are combining the two tedious tasks of eating breakfast and watching the morning weather report, creating one delicious, possibly buttery (or peanutbuttery) morning routine. It is innovative and ingenious!
It’s also burnt wheat.
..Burnt wheat with meaning…
Comments on this entry are closed.