Why Eat Toast?

Toast is hurting America.*

It is a waste of time. It is a waste of electricity. It often burns, is often not toasty enough, and is only perfect in its true, untoasted form… the bread form.

* This may seem irrational. I like it that way. Josh and Ray have no good argument why toast is so great, and so while I have no point, that’s the point. Bread as a weather reporting dashboard might just be the reason for toast to exist… but the same could be done with a peanut-butter printer on plain, unburned bread.

September 26, 2005