Adventures in Toilet Cracking

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa (AP) — Apparently this customer wasn’t hot about his tacos.

Police were looking for a man who they say vandalized a bathroom at a Mexican restaurant after accusing employees of putting hot sauce on his tacos.

Police say two people in a red 1994 GMC Jimmy drove through the drive-thru at Taco John’s about 8 p.m. Friday. After they received their food, they pulled over in the parking lot and one of the men walked into the restaurant and began yelling at employees for putting hot sauce on his tacos, police said.

An employee told the man that the restaurant doesn’t put hot sauce on any of its tacos, and the man walked into the men’s bathroom and cracked the tank on the toilet, police said.

Once I was at college media convention and an amorous couple in our group cracked a hotel toilet. They got plenty of attention in the lobby trying to explain that one. The maid didn’t leave them any soap I guess.