I’m goin’ vampire huntin’

I go to Walmart. I admit it. It takes forever to get checked out. The place suffers from massive inefficiency and near-chaos. They’re always out of stock of exactly what I came to buy. And of course, they’re evil. But this is offset by the fact it takes longer to get anywhere else, and I find the human drama that goes on there interesting. I try to infect checkers with smiles, and I push my cart back inside so the workers can continue to slack off on Wally’s dime. (What little they actually get of it.)

Today, I bought a weapon:

October 15, 2006

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smi1ey October 16, 2006 at 11pm

I’m posting this here because I don’t see any other way to contact you… that little add on you made to that bacon pic… HILARIOUS! You have no idea how much time I speant trying to figure out what the hell that was, until I realized you changed it on your end! HA! Well played sir, well played.
Wade October 16, 2006 at 11pm

Smi1ey, as long as my bandwidth doesn’t get sucked too bad you can keep using the Special Edition Bacon Enjoyment picture:

http://www.waded.org/images/enjoybacon.jpg

Or you can find the original at:

http://www.waded.org/images/enjoybacon-old.jpg

I figured that’d throw someone off. :)
smi1ey October 17, 2006 at 9am

haha awesome! i run my own site, so i can definitely host the pic myself if you would like. bandwidth isn’t an issue for me. i’ll go ahead and grab those pics when i’m home from work. thanks! =D