A Southwest Airlines automated system calls me after gate changes. I ignore this call when I’m at the gate, because 20 people drawing their phones near-simultaneously means something’s up. And I don’t get a lot of calls from Texas.
Here’s the missed call transcript from Google Voice:
Hello Hello. This is Southwest Airlines calling with a flight status update, 4 Nikki, Arthur Edwards. We’d like to let you know that there’s been a gay change for Flight Number 235 departing from. Okay Hon your new gate assignment is gay. […]
Useful? Yeah, I moved my bags. But hon, you did NOT have to go there.
Full audio & text at Google Voice.
[Editor’s note: I don’t know what that video was about either. French-speaking cowboys not paying the rent or something.]
